Friday, March 25, 2011
BFF and haircut
Monday, March 21, 2011
Gold!!!!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Another haiku
MY FAVOURITE PLACES IN ONTARIO
I love Toronto
I get to see my cousins,
Simon and Chloe
Aunties and Uncles
And my Gramma lives there too
We visit in Spring
We visit the farm
See Aunt Karen, Fiona,
And the animals
So many things there
There’s always something to do
Lots and lots of fun
I love the cottage
It’s deep in Tobermory
Down by the cold lake
I could swim all day
Canoe with Uncle Peter
And feed the seagulls
Lastly, Owen Sound
Aunt Nonie and all her kids
And her grandkids, too
Never want to leave
I could stay there forever
But there’s cats at home
Some Haikus
On your tongue, can it be done?
I do not think so
If your hair’s dirty
Rub it with dry oatmeal
It won’t do a thing
Tolerate balloons
No matter what sense it makes
Because it makes none
Can you teach your hen
To make you some chicken soup
If it’s made from her?
Can a great big axe
Apply powder to your nose?
Maybe, maybe not
Put watermelons
In a small berry basket
But they won’t be safe
Would you, perhaps, eat
A bullet at its top speed
Streaking towards you?
If you were to shrink
To the size of a pea, are
Your feet your first thought?
If you were to sprout
A tail, where would you keep it?
Not in your pocket